Things I would do if I was Queen of the Land

The following are my opinions on what would make the world a nicer place. Don't argue if you disagree, I'm just playing nicely!

1. I would fine people who made breastfeeding in public uncomfortable. £10 for a tut, £50 for being asked to be more discreet and £1000 for being asked to leave. All the money from the fines would go to building a chain of coffee shops that were solely for parents and their kids. 

2. Only news readily available would be good news. Russell Howard would report all of it. For people who were really keen to learn about all the horrid stuff and people in the world there would be a news channel that ran from 10pm - 6am. 

3. Jails would be like the ones on the films, enough to cover human rights but not more than what people out of jail may struggle to afford. Hopefully deterring people from ending up there in the first place. (But we wouldn't know who was in there cause of number 2)

4. In our area we have a problem with kids throwing bricks/breeze blocks off of bridges hoping to hit cars below. Other kids throw bricks and fireworks at passing cars. I would gather these kids together, put them in a secretly bomb proof car, and have them driven round whilst people they've hurt do it back to them.

5. Any American kids programmes would be dubbed in a British accent before being shown. There is nothing more cringy than your child saying a word for the first time in a full American twang! (I am the mother of one of these!)

6. If someone else's kid is being out of order you can tell them off without it being awkward. T just got purposefully pushed off balance by some awful little girl, 3 times whilst we were out. The adult with them just giggled and said 'kids hey, come on sweetie let's go choose your toy' she then was in the queue infront of us and turned and glared at T then walloped him in the face. Again the parent just giggled. My blood was boiling.

7. Katie Hopkins would be banned from TV and Twitter apart from being made to do a Supernanny type programme where we see her use her parenting skills trying to sort some little brats out. Hopefully she'll see she's crap and have a breakdown or something.

This is all I can think of for now, I will add more when I think of them.

What would your laws be if you were King or Queen of the land?!